Funny 50th Birthday Quotes For Women May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest.

Funny 50th birthday quotes for women Birthday apart from making you realize how grown up and mature you are is undoubtedly the time for some fun and frolic.

Funny 50th birthday quotes for women. 50th birthday women quotes read more quotes and sayings about 50th birthday women. Funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings 50th birthday quotes and sayings to help wish someone a fabulous 50th. Funny birthday quotes for women. Turning 50 means it s only a matter of time before you re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy.

For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach. By fifty you ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not so hot beautician. Funny 50th birthday quotes. Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty.

Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. From 55 on she needs good cash sophie tucker 2. From 35 to 55 she needs a good personality. From birth to age 18 a girl needs good parents.

Funny 50th birthday quotes for a comical quota of 50s reality. Reality is a place that requires humor these hilarious birthday jokes will kick you into the fifties with a laugh so you can kick up your heels high or not. But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150 000 miles.

I mean how can you celebrate a birthday with no laughter and fun. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked.